Pffft. Instructions - insmuctions. Who needs 'em? We do. 
Easy to peel boiled eggs
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foxidrive
Retired Admin
These are also good instructions...
I did hard boiled eggs on Saturday... Forgot to add the wedge of Lemon to the water... Grrrrrrrrrr
misi
Growing Little Guru
Takes only a few hours to clean them...
foxidrive
Retired Admin
To clean the lemons?? They must be very grotty!Takes only a few hours to clean them...
Microwaveable Egg Cooker <--linky hidden in tittle 
AUD9.95
Features:
Craving boiled eggs but can’t stand waiting by a boiling pot? Make eggs with ease and grab today’s helpful deal!
There’s nothing quite as tedious as waiting for bubbles to appear in your pot, so leave those eggs to the microwave with this handy cooker
Designed to consistently cook soft or hard boiled eggs in minutes
Holds up to four eggs
Easy to use, just fill with water, pop in the eggs, snap it shut and microwave for 7-11 minutes
No need to pierce the shell
No boiling water required
Oven mitts recommended
Dishwasher safe
Made from plastic and aluminium
Package size: 13.5 x 14 x 15.5cm
Make an eggy meal even easier and grab this egg-sellent deal today
AUD9.95
Features:
Craving boiled eggs but can’t stand waiting by a boiling pot? Make eggs with ease and grab today’s helpful deal!
There’s nothing quite as tedious as waiting for bubbles to appear in your pot, so leave those eggs to the microwave with this handy cooker
Designed to consistently cook soft or hard boiled eggs in minutes
Holds up to four eggs
Easy to use, just fill with water, pop in the eggs, snap it shut and microwave for 7-11 minutes
No need to pierce the shell
No boiling water required
Oven mitts recommended
Dishwasher safe
Made from plastic and aluminium
Package size: 13.5 x 14 x 15.5cm
Make an eggy meal even easier and grab this egg-sellent deal today
misi
Growing Little Guru
Eggsellent!
foxidrive
Retired Admin
Eggstravagant.
foxidrive
Retired Admin
7 to 11 minutes is about how long sex lasts, from go to woe. Who needs an egg timer? 
I cooked my boiled eggs in El Microwave for 4 minutes and they were as hard as a rock
I cooked my boiled eggs in El Microwave for 4 minutes and they were as hard as a rock
foxidrive
Retired Admin
I thought I posted here about my new egg cooker but I must have dreamed it.
This one works nicely - I am eggstremely pleased with it.
https://www.sunbeam.com.au/Cooking/Egg-Cookers/EC1300-Poach-and-Boil.aspx
Your egg cooker is the exact same unit I have Chris, without the chicken head - linked here. It's cheaper here too.
http://www.littlegurus.net/guru/index.php?threads/easy-to-peel-boiled-eggs.4887/#post-63437
This one works nicely - I am eggstremely pleased with it.
https://www.sunbeam.com.au/Cooking/Egg-Cookers/EC1300-Poach-and-Boil.aspx
Your egg cooker is the exact same unit I have Chris, without the chicken head - linked here. It's cheaper here too.
http://www.littlegurus.net/guru/index.php?threads/easy-to-peel-boiled-eggs.4887/#post-63437
Surely that includes the 'after' fag and the time it gets to get to the pub to tell yer mates.
You do, if you think it lasts that long.
You obviously need a reminder on the two things mentioned here that should only take three minutes, one of them is boiling an egg. The other requires you to place a ciggie in a position so it is ready for after. The result of microwaving an egg for 4 minutes gives you an indication of what you need during. but not after
foxidrive
Retired Admin
Ahhh, you don't do foreplay either! Waste of time, eh?You do, if you think it lasts that long.
foxidrive
Retired Admin
but, but, your post says 7 to 11!
The Oz methods of foreplay "Hey Shirl, dyawannaroot?" or "ISUPPOSEAROOTISOUTOFTHEQUESTION?"Ahhh, you don't do foreplay either! Waste of time, eh?
I had trouble with that too. I though it was an advisory age range.
foxidrive
Retired Admin
She'll never answer to that, her name's Narelle
foxidrive
Retired Admin
I've discovered a flaw with this cooker and wonder how you deal with Chris - if yours does the same house-burning-down behaviour.
The Sunbeam unit has a 3 position switch: OFF - COOK - COOK-AND-SOUND-THE-ALARM
The problem is that if you forget about it for an hour then it will keep heating merrily away with no water in the tray - and the buzzer isn't loud enough to hear through a closed door either.
This has to be not quite legit in .au electrical standards, surely!
misi
Growing Little Guru
Don't close the door. 
Ours is thermo controlled by the amount of water you put in. It has a physical spring loaded lever thermal thingy switch. Power on is push the switch up. When all water has evapourated the unit increases in temperature causing the bi-metal switch to click down and disconnecting power. If you don't hear the click it keeps cooking with residual temperature as it starts to cool down to ambient. I have had one apart to clean the switch contacts many many moons ago when Jimmy Christ and his younger brother Jesus used to played in the dirt together.
Doesn't sound right to me. This sounds like a job for a (gets trumpets ready) Foxidrive Initiated Recall (blows heavily into trumpets) tadaaaaaafoxidrive said: