The mirror

[okeedokee]

After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin .

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him. 'How 'bout that!' he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of me Fadder.'

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishin', he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the shed. So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror.


As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.'

 

[TeeEm]

I think VK1 posted one similar to this last year on the aaNet Forum.

Found it.

 

[misi]

one similar to this last year

Mottó: Nincsenek régi viccek, csak öreg emberek. Egy újszülöttnek minden vicc új ...

There are no old jokes only old people.
For a newborn every joke is new.

(Feel free to bring any of them from anywhere)

 

[foxidrive]

Speaking of Mirrors...


Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie then with a “POOF” you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."

“POOF” The mirror swallows her.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive."

“POOF” The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think. . .

“POOF”

 

[misi]

An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up.
While the man is with the doctor, the doctor is asking him: "So how has life been treating you?"
The old man replies,"The Lord's been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom,
He turns the light on and when I'm finished, He turns the light off."
While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor told her what her husband said.
She replied: "Damn it! The old fart's been pissing in the ice box again!"
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A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman
who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the
pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally
bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually
still alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the
end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out
the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out,
"WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!"
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