Ribs

[misi]

A couple of my ribs are broken.
In the doctor's opinion it will take minimum 6 weeks to heal.

No plaster is available to help the healing.
Meh...

 

[TeeEm]

What happened to the other fella ?

 

[aye-aye-Chris]

A couple of my ribs are broken.
In the doctor's opinion it will take minimum 6 weeks to heal.

No plaster is available to help the healing.
Meh...

You can only get pain relief and by taking it easy let them heal.

HTF* Did you bust 'em?

Spoiler: HTF

*How The Flipping hell

 

[Guess]

More detail required please..

 

[misi]

What happened to the other fella ?

No harm to her elbow!

HTF* Did you bust 'em?

My wife's elbow was stronger then my ribs.
Don't ever argue with Mossie!

More detail required please..

Just a little water on the footpath caused it.
My wife fell on me and I fell on my ar back side.
I was extremely lucky, my hips survived it with the help of my phone in my back pocket.
The ribs were not that lucky.
The doc said that they'll heel in 6 weeks.

 

[aye-aye-Chris]

No harm to her elbow!

My wife's elbow was stronger then my ribs.
Don't ever argue with Mossie!

I found that the arguing is OK. It's when I turned my back to walk away she broke her arm when she hit me in the back of my head.

And yes. It did hurt.

Spoiler: Who did it hurt?

Both of us

 

[misi]

It's when I turned my back to walk away she broke her arm when she hit me in the back of my head.

Thanks for telling that!
Going to remove everything from our home which could damage my head.

 

[okeedokee]

Only 6 weeks to go now, misi. It will be even shorter tomorrow and the next day.
Hope you are feeling ok....or as well as can be expected (even though you did not expect it)

 

[misi]

Hope you are feeling ok....or as well as can be expected

Thanks, feeling OK, Okee!
Soon 5 months and 30 days to go only!

 

[TeeEm]

You've got to watch those steps coming out from the boozer !


( Hope you're feeling better. )

 

[aye-aye-Chris]

Avoid deep breathing, laughing, coughing and sneezing.

 

[misi]

You've got to watch those steps coming out from the boozer !

But,but...I drank only water...
Is Melbourne's water contaminated with alcohol?
Buggers!

Avoid deep breathing, laughing, coughing and sneezing.

I'll follow those instructions strictly.
Promise!

 

[TeeEm]

But,but...I drank only water...

I bet they hear that a lot in the police booze bus.

It's what it was mixed with is the problem.

I shouldn't be trying to make you laugh it will only make it hurt.

 

[misi]

I shouldn't be trying to make you laugh it will only make it hurt.

Don't you worry about that, I can take a little more pain!

 

[Guess]

I've figured out the best treatment misi..

Slip errr, Put this on , to keep all the Ribs in place



And then go to bed and have a good rest.

Watch a bit of if you get bored to keep yourself entertained.

Then after 5 months and 28 days, you'll be right as rain and feel new again !!!

On second thoughts, forget the rain part as that may make the Footpath wet...

 

[misi]

I've figured out the best treatment misi..

Slip errr, Put this on , to keep all the Ribs in place

And then go to bed and have a good rest.

MUMMY !!!!

Watch a bit of if you get bored to keep yourself entertained.

That's much, much better!

 

[aye-aye-Chris]

... I can take a little more pain!

A little bit of pain never hurt anybody.

 

[misi]

A little bit of pain never hurt anybody.

Actually it can help to heal the bigger pain.
(No joking!)

 

[aye-aye-Chris]

Actually it can help to heal the bigger pain.
(No joking!)

It toughens you up princess
(No joking!) mate