They fake sex!

misi

Growing Little Guru
https://au.movies.yahoo.com/galleries/gallery/14597789/the-controversial-films-featuring-real-sex/

Nymphomaniac (2014)
It’s a film about sex addiction, so it surely comes as no surprise that Lars von Trier’s latest film features plenty of gratuitous sex scenes. But while the film does in fact feature real sex, none of the principle actors are involved. How? The actors (like Shia LaBeouf, Charlotte Gainsbourg or Stacy Martin) would film the scene - complete with clothes - in specific, choreographed positions. Then, porn doubles would film the same scene while doing the actual deed. The end result sees the midsection of the actor’s porn double ‘fused’ with their head and legs using CGI to create what appears to be, a seamless, unsimulated sex scene. Clever!
Meh... I thought it was real!
 

aye-aye-Chris

Famous Word Swap Guru
Staff member
Typical. For reproduction wimen have no need to.... uhhh, I need to be careful here...

Before I go on, please answer the question at the 10 second mark:


DISTRACT.BAT
10 GET Q$
20 ASK "question at 10 Second mark in video" Q$
30 IF Q$ = "Y" THEN 70
40 IF Q$ ="N" THEN 50
50 PRINT "Excellent, now as I was saying.."
60 GOTO 90
70 REM "Oops. I'm out here"
80 PRINT "Would all women please go back to the kitchen"
90 END

but why the hell do they anyway?
 

foxidrive

Retired Admin
Here's a few!


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aye-aye-Chris

Famous Word Swap Guru
Staff member
It's called Topless_running.gif but they have helmets on :?

[Pauline Hanson] Pliz eggsplane [/Pauline Hanson]

I saved it local anyway.
 
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